Maggie Monday

Hewoo! Dis is Maggie. Sorry I has not been saying berry mutch stuf laytly, master has been quyt bizy.

anyway, i is bord today. It is hot owtsyd, so master dosnt want to go for anober walk. We went for a walk dis morning, and dat was reely fun. i wuv walks. i jus wuv dem! and we cant go in da bakyard to play rite now iber, because my peeples is getting a deck bilded onto da back of da howse, and eben dow dey is not werking on it rite now, master dosnt want me to get a nayl in my paw. wat is a nayl?

so, i is just barking at peepls dat im shur is twying to invade our hows who is walking by. i lik to do dat. you shood always bark at peepls just incase day was thinking abowt taking ober your territorie. you never no abowt dees peepls. espesialy is dey has a dog wif dem, den you reely has to look owt! dat uhber dog is probably thinking abowt how he can tak ober your hows and eet all da food in your wefridgeradedor. espesialy if you has stek in dat wefridgeradedor. if you dos have stek in der, den he will reely be after your howse! but you can always solb dat problam by sharing dat stek wif a small dog, lik me, so dat der wil not be anymor stek in der for him to be trying to get.

i lik peenutbuter.

so, dat is all i has to say today.

-Maggie :0)