Maggie Monday

Hewoo! Dis is Maggie! And i bet you don't even realiz what today is! To day is Monday, and that means Maggie Monday!

Well, i has some etciting noos! I gots a noo brofer! His name is booger. He is a boss apso. Dat means he is a mix of Boston terrier, and Lhasa apso. I keep trying to get him t play with me, but he doesn't seems to like to play very much yet :( but one day, i hope i will convins him to play with me!! His tail has a
Wite tip lik mine dos!


Also, dis week is thanksgiving. Dat meens, we is supposed to be thankful for All da stuff dat we has been given! So dis yeer, i is thankful for food, and my peeples, and sticks, and food, and my brofers and my friend Hammy the cat and my fur, and treats, and food, and outside, and squirells, and toys, and fetch, and food, and my other friend Mary the cat, and Jellybean the cat that i like, and my tail, and my bed, and food! Days a lot of stuff to be thankful fur!

Well, remember dat thanksgiving is also called turkey day, so you should always share your turkey with small dogs, so dat the small dogs can have more stuff to be thankful for!!

Here is a picture of me and booger, my noo brofer!

Well, maybe i will say so tiny agin next week!

-Maggie!!! :0)

Election day

I don't usually have two posts in the same day, but tomorrow is so important to Me, My family, and all of this country, so I am making an exception.

Who are you going to vote for? Who are you appointing leader of our country? Who are you entrusting our jobs, families, property, Religion and Freedom with? Are you even going to vote at all?

I believe this year's election is going to be one of the most important of my lifetime, and unfortunately, I'm not quite old enough to vote yet. Do you know why it is so important to me, and countless others? Because our Religious freedom is at stake. Me and My religion believe that contraceptives and abortions are wrong. The HHS mandate is going to start forcing all employers to provide health insurance to all employees. While i do believe that Health insurance is important, The insurance has to cover contraceptives. We are going to have to pay for what we believe to be wrong, or face fines. Who knows how much those fines will be, but I am sure it will be no easy amount.

This is wrong! We are being forced to go against our consciences and pay for what we know is wrong! If we refuse, we can pay fines, and if we cant pay? Who knows.

 Vote for what you KNOW is right. Is this right? Should we be forced to go against what we believe to be right, or face fines? Even if you do not believe that contraceptives are wrong, why should we not have freedom to practice what we believe?

Please, Please vote tomorrow if you can. Vote for freedom. Vote for your Family. Vote for your loved ones and friends. Vote for America.

If you are too young, like me, Pray.  Pray for our country. Pray for our freedoms. Pray for our leaders. Pray for our families, loved ones and friends. Pray for whoever gets elected, that they may have wisdom and compassion. That they may realize what a very large responsibility they have now been entrusted with. That they may do what is right for this country.

May God bless you, and this Country.

Maggie Monday!

Hewoo! Dis is Maggie! and it is also your faverit day of the weeeeeeeeeeek! "And what day is that?" you ask? "Why is today my 'faverit day of the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeek'?
Well, Because its MONDAY! that means me, Maggie, is going to say something!!!! YAY!

Hehe, someting kinda of funyy happened this week. My peeples put on reely weird clothes, and went outside with out me! :0( but then, when they cam bak, dey had bags full of FOOOOOD!
Hmm. . .. . .Dat makes me think. . . . .  Maybe next time me and master goes for a walk, i should put a blanket on my head, and see if a bag of treats apeers!!!! Probably not thow, cause master probably wouldn't let me tak a blanket outside. . . .  HEHE

oh yeah. . .  And master made me tak a bath . . . . >:0( I was out side in da bak yard, and i found somthing dat smelled really good, so, i did de only natoral thing to do wen you smell somting good! i rolled it in! but apparenly peeples and small dogs must have different nose cells or somthing, cuase my peeples did not lik dat one bit. Nope. I don't like baths. .. .

But, master also maked me a new bed dis week! it even says "Maggie" on it! it's reely comfy. . . . She maked it out of shirts and pants!

And  now it's time for. . . . (drumroll plees. . . ). . . . . . bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum (

Times to share wif small dogs

1.) Always!

2.)Wen ever you is eating somthing yummy

3.) Wen your small dog reminds you to always share.

4.) wen in dout if it's time to share wif small dogs, report back to nomber 1

Times to not share wif small dogs

1.) Never! you should always share!

2.) when you is eating somting dat your small dogs does not like ( i don't lik mushrooms, but dats about it!)

3.) When your small dogs is not wanting food ( In which case you should probably take dem to da vet, becuase dey are probably sick if dey dont want fooood!)

4.) Wen in dout if it is not time to share, report back to nomber one.

Signs dat your small dog wants to be shared wif

For all peepls who doesnt know how to speek dog language, here is a easy compliashun of da signs dats your small dog may display when she wants you to share. if your small dogs is not displaying dees signs, you should share anywyas, becuase she might just not know you have food!

1.) Looking at you, den looking at your food, den looking at you, den looking at you food.

2.) Doing incredibal triks (lik sitting, or waving, or standing up like a peepl on her back legs)

3.) crying while looking at food. Dis translates to "awww. I reely reely wants food master! its so nummy. pweeeeeeeeeeees"

4.) barking while looking at food. dis translates to "FOOD! YUM! CAN I HAVE A BITE!? OR MAYBE FOUR?! OR TEN?!"

5.) If you small dog growls becuse dey wants da food, dis is one of da only times when you should probably not share your yummy peepl food, because dey is being mean. Dey needs to stick to plain dog food, until dey learns to be nice. But make sure you is feeding dem enof dog food ;0)

Well, there you go! now you know wen you should share, when you should not share, and da warning signs of wanting to be shared wif! 

Always share,

Maggie :0)