Showing posts with label Pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pets. Show all posts

Monday, January 21, 2013

Maggie Monday!

Hewoo! Dis is Maggie! And dis is also your farurit day of da weeeeeeeek!

Well, i has not been doing much interesting stuff lately. So, i thought I would rit a little story. Maybe sum day it will be what you humans call "a book", and be placed on the seat of Oner called "da book shelf."

Once upon a tiym there was a small dog named Maggie, who lived with her master and master's family and her two brofers booger and Fuzzworth and thier friend hammy da cat.

One day, Maggie the small dog was going fur a walk wif her master, when she seed a squirrel. Da squirrel was sitting on the grownd and eeting sumthing nummy. It had a reely fluffy Tayl
And smelled reely good. Maggie reely wanted to get da squirrel and bring it home to her family. So Maggie runned up, but master said "Maggie! Leev dat squirrel alown!" So Maggie did becuz Maggie was a good girl.

So den Maggie got home and chased booger arownd da hows and ran arownd wif fuzzworth's toys. But den Maggie seed someone eeting some food. Maggie thowt that dat food mite be nummy, so she went up to the peepl and said " always share wif small dogs!" And dey did!

And Maggie lived happyly ever after. Wat ever dat meens. But Maggie was happy becuz she got some food.

So dat is da end.

Also, happy Martin Luther king jr day. I don't know much about him, eksept dat he had a dreem.

Well, maybe i will say something agin on your next favurit day of da week! By by!

-Maggie :0)

Monday, December 17, 2012

Maggie monday

Hewoo. Dis, is Maggie. I is not feeling berry good today. I think i has jerms in my stomick. Last nite, i was reely reely cold, and master thinks i had a feever. Dat's not fun. Master's sisters is sick too :0( So i think today i is going to lay on da cowtch wif da mini masters (Master's sisters) and watch moovys. well, i mite do to sleep, but da mini masters are watching moovys. or i mite go downstairs wif master and sleep while she is making stuff.

But, da fun thing is, My brother booger has finaly been playing wif me! He is reely funny somtimes!

Well, I is maybe going to say somthing agin next week.

-Maggie :0/

And also, master just took dis picture of me. I is laying in my sickie been bag, and i has a blankit. I is berry warm and cozee.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Maggie Monday

Hewoo! Dis is Maggie! And i bet you don't even realiz what today is! To day is Monday, and that means Maggie Monday!

Well, i has some etciting noos! I gots a noo brofer! His name is booger. He is a boss apso. Dat means he is a mix of Boston terrier, and Lhasa apso. I keep trying to get him t play with me, but he doesn't seems to like to play very much yet :( but one day, i hope i will convins him to play with me!! His tail has a
Wite tip lik mine dos!


Also, dis week is thanksgiving. Dat meens, we is supposed to be thankful for All da stuff dat we has been given! So dis yeer, i is thankful for food, and my peeples, and sticks, and food, and my brofers and my friend Hammy the cat and my fur, and treats, and food, and outside, and squirells, and toys, and fetch, and food, and my other friend Mary the cat, and Jellybean the cat that i like, and my tail, and my bed, and food! Days a lot of stuff to be thankful fur!

Well, remember dat thanksgiving is also called turkey day, so you should always share your turkey with small dogs, so dat the small dogs can have more stuff to be thankful for!!

Here is a picture of me and booger, my noo brofer!

Well, maybe i will say so tiny agin next week!

-Maggie!!! :0)

Monday, October 8, 2012

Maggie Monday!

Hewoo! It's your favurit day of the week! YAY!

Well, today, my peepls made up dis funny song about Dachshunds!!
it goos lik this,

Imma wittle dachshund! short and stout!
here is my tail and here is my snout!
when you heer me wimper, whine and pout,
you had better go let me out!

HEHEHEHEHEHE! that's a funny song!

Now we need a beegle song too, cause i am part beegle too. . . .  Snoopy might be my cousin!

Also, Today is something called "Columbus day" if you didnt know.
And i knows someting!
Columbus sayled the ocean boo, in foorteen million and sixty too!
oh wait. . . . . dats not rite. . . . .
Columbus sayled the ocean blue! in. . . .
sixteen thousand and eighty new?
17 hundred and fifty. .  coo?
ninety gazillion and seventy moo?
one one million and twenty flew?
a million gazillion and a billion too?
something else that rymes with oo?

OH WAIT! now i remembers!

Columbus sayled the ocean Blue (!) in. . . . .  Fourteen hundred. .. .  aaaaaaaaaaand. . . .  92!
YAY!

Well, there you has it folks, Columbus sayled the ocean blue, in fourteen hundred and Ninety moo-I mean two! HEHEHEHE!

Well, maybe i will say something agin next week :0)

-Maggie :0)


Monday, October 1, 2012

Maggie Monday!

Hewoo! Guess what today is!? Ok, it's two wurds. The first one starts wif M and the second one starts wif. . . . . M! Is you Guessing?
It's Maggie Monday! Yur favorit day of da week! YAY!

So, I is a rescue dog now. Well, Kinda. I isnt getting training or anything, but i did kind of rescue one of my peepls!

last week, we was coming home from that "Georgia" place, and we was in a place called "Tennisee"
Master and one of her sisters, "Charpie" was in a "Hotel" room next door, With Master's gramma and grammpa :0(
But anyways, eveybody was sleeping, And i was in my crate. And those things they call "clocks" said somefing like 2:30 or sometime around dat i think. All the sudden, i heers dis wierd noise! "hooooo hoohoohoooooo" It was reely quiet, but it sounded lik a peepl was sad. den i heers dis weird tapping noise at da door, and i thinks "INTROODER! AHH!" so i starts barking, cuz i think ther must be an intruder out there! and then the Master's Mom wakes up. and she heers da weird noises too! so den after a litle while, we keeps heering da noises, and Master's Mom get up and looks out da window, And nobody is dere! all the while, i am still trying to tell eveybody dat there is an introoder at the door! so den, she goes over to da peek hole in da door, and peeks out, And dere is Charpie! Charpie was walking in her sleep, and walked right out of Master's Gramma and Grammpa's room! And den da door closed, and she coudent get back in! she was trying to get into Master's Mom's room.
Master's Mom sayd dat if i hadnt barked, she probably woudnt have waked up! and den poor charpie woud be stuck out dere :0(
So now, I is a unofficial rescue dog, Cause i rescued charpie from having to stay outside all nite long!

And i also have some other fun noows!
Da other day, my peepls went to some stoor called "Jungle Jim's". And dey buyed some jerky dat was made out of allygaturs! And dey gave me some peices of it!
IT WAS REALLY YUMMY!!!!!! :0D it was kinda spicy. but it was reely reely yummy!

so, da moral of this story is, Share with small dogs, because dey might save you from staying outside all nite! :0)

-Maggie  :0)

Monday, September 10, 2012

Maggie Monday!

Hewoo! Gues what day it is!!!!! Your new favorit day of da week! YYYAAAAYYYY! Well, it's monday, and that meens it's Maggie monday! so now im gonna say somting on dis blog! sorry that last monday was not a maggie monday, master was gone like, ALL DAY LONG, so i had to stay in my crate, and i couldnt reech the computr.

Well, Last night i was trying to convins my peepl that turkey and cheese go togever. Because, if you are going to share your cheese with a small dog ( which you always always always always shoud! ) you should also share your turkey. Cause cheese withowt turkey? Ahh! that's. . . .  That. . .  That shoud be illigul! dats like. . . like Peanut butter withowt Peanuts! Like. . . . Fishes withowt water! it's like prezels withowt salt! like  toast withowt butter! its like a dog withowt a nose! a tree withowt leefs! its like bigfoot withowt any feet! like a nut withowt a shell! like a bed withowt a blancet! fuzzworth (my bwother) withowt any fuzz! (he's verry hairy.) its like dirt withowt no moles! it like a tree with no squirel! its also like a day withowt a walk! (or at least playing fetch!) like a bird with no fethers!
its like a bacon with out. . . Well bacon is good by all by itself. . . . Yummy. . . .
its like a steak withowt!. . . .  withowt. . . . umm. . .  well i guess steak is good by itself :0d
yum. . . . . .steak. . . . . . Bacon. . . . . . . . . . .

Anyway, Cheese without turkey is just not rite! you shoud always have chese wtih your turkey, and turkey with your chese! and you shoud always walways always always share with small dogs! not just big ones, not just tiny ones, not just medeyum ones. . . .  SMALL DOGS. Cuz small dogs (like me!!!!!) cant hav any enerjey without yummy food. We might wither away! or. . or we might not be able to lick you! or chas a squirel! GASP! you woodnt want dat woud you?! Of course not!

so to conclood my speech, Always have your cheese with turkey, and always have your turkey with chese. And Always always alway always always SHARE your yummy food with small dogs. It's crooshil to are survival!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;0)

Dis is maggie, Maybe i sayting agin next week! and remember, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS share with small dogs! (like me!!!!!)

-Maggie :0) <------------ I am a small dog! always share your nummy stuff with me!!!! :0D


Monday, August 27, 2012

Maggie Monday!

Gues wat today is! Its MAGGIE MONDAY! your favorit day of da week!!!!!! now i am going to get on master's blog and say somefing!

well, da hole "birfdey perty" thing wasnt too bad! a few girls came over to are hoose and played with the masters, but other than that nofing else realy happend. except dat ther was peepl coming up and down da steps sometimes in da night and going to dat room i have to get baths in! (yucky baths. ) i thought dey might be intruders, so sometimes i barked at dem. but i think it was just the masters and there frends. but just to be saf, i barkd anyway. you never no if dows intruders is going to snek up on you in da midle of da night!
I did get some preztels at da birfdey perty, so dat was nice :0)

well, other than da birfdey perty thing, nofing really happened very big dis week! i do think i saw a squirel today outside. . . . .

well, i gues dat is all i is going to say today! maybe i will say something agin nex week on your favorit day!!!!!!!!!

-Maggie :0) 

Monday, August 20, 2012

Maggie Monday!

Hewoo! Guess wat! are you guesing? are you? ITS YOUR FAVORIT DAY OF DA WEEK AGIN!!!
yep, dats rite! its monday! and wat hapens on monday? I get on dis blog and say someting!

wel, nofing much has been hapening here laytly. But, i keep heering da peepl talking aboot samfing called a "Birfdey perty". I dont no wat this hole birfdey perty ting is, but i keep heering dem talk abbot somting called "Redwal" and and friday. I am guessing dat dis perty thing has something to do wif redwal, and is hapening on friday. dey also keep saying dat somon is going to be somfing called a otter, and somebody else is being a hare, and a hedhog, and a squirel. Unfurtunatly, since dey is just pretending to be a squirel, i cant chase dem :0( But i decided somefing! i is going to be a squirel too! dat way, wen i chas my tale, i is chasing a squirel! maybe i shood do dis pretend squirel thing moor often. Cause when i is chasing my tail, master thinks its funny! but wen i is chasing a squirel she goes "Maggie! leev it!" like dat. . . . . .   so i think i will start pretending dat moor often, cause den i can chase squirels and hav fun, and master wont go "Maggie! leev it!" like dat! i alredy started to. Da mini master had a basket of acorns dat she brang in da howse, and squirels like eating acorns.Well, da basket spilled, and i been eating da acorns like a squirel! well. . . kinda. . . . I dont know how to clim trees. I is too short to reech da branchs. .  . . hold on a second. . . . . .  Squirels is shorter dan me! how can dey reech da branchs! dats not very fayr. . . . . .

Well, maybe i say somting agin next week, and report back aboot dis hole "Birfdey perty" thing. . . .  Its very suspisious.

-Maggie :0) <----- AKA, birfdey perty squirel!

Monday, August 13, 2012

Maggie Monday!

Hewoooooo Agin! Dis is Maggie, saying somting for your new favurit day of da week! My master keeps tryin to tink of somting to say, but she keeps gettin riter blok. But, i no wat im gonna say somting abowt!
Dis weekend we went to a plays dat da peepl call "Turtle Ridj" I dont no wai dey call it dat, cuz i never saw any turtls dere. . . . But anyway, we have to driv in da car for YEERS (ok, ok, maybe only a cupl owers) to git dere! Den wen we git der, my peepls brings lots of boxs to dis little tiny howse. Den, i gits to have sum fun dere sumtimes! On saterday, me and master went fur a walk in da feeld! i was runnin al arownd, and sniffin stuff, and you will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever guess wat i fownd, EVER! ok, ok, try to guess! come on, you can try! i bet you didnt even try! it was. . .. . a little pees of. . . . . (drum rol pweese). . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . .  SOMETHING DEAD! YAAAY! den i got reely happy and i rolled in it! i was just rollin arownd, and den master said " MAGGIE!" lik dat. kinda lik wen i try to chas a sqwirrel. I dont no wai she didnt lik da dead ting. it smeled prety good to me! So, we went bak to da tiny house den, and den she wiped all dat yummy smel off me! :0( and i tink i heerd sombody say da word BATH! NOOOOO!!!!!! I DONT LIK DOWS BATHS!baths is yucky. dey get me all wet and den i smells lik. . . . lik. . . . . . . .lik. . . . . . I dont no but i dowsnt smel bery good to me. da peepls liks it. . .

luky me, i didnt hav to tak a bath yet. . . .  Hehehehehe! maybe dey wil furget abowt dat hole bath ting, and i wont have to tak one! YYAAAAAYYYYYYYY! so im gonna pwetend dat i didnt rol in dat, and den i will go lik dis when somebody says somting abowt bath. " Bath? wai? wai tak a bath? i dont smel bad!" cuz its troo. i dont tink dat ting smeled bad!


Ok, wel, dis is NOT STINKY maggis, siyning off for da week! maybe i wil say somting agin next monday, your new favurit day!

Not stinky,
Maggie!

Monday, August 6, 2012

Maggie Mondays

Hewooo! dis is Maggie! i has desided that on some mondays, i is going to hack my owners blog, and say somfing! some peeple dont lik monday becuz day has o go bak to wurk, so now you has somfing to look foward too on monday. not to menshun monday starts wif m, and so dows maggie :0) first i wood lik to say, you shood always share wif small dogs! I am always trying to convinse peepl dat they shood share wif small dogs, becuz its troo. Big dogs eat too much food, and tiny dogs dont eat enouf of it! Small dogs however, lik me, eat da perfekt amownt, *bark* which is almost all of it *bark* so you shood always share wif small dogs! :0)
anyways, heer is a little bit abowt me.
i is a daschund beagle mix. dat means snoopy might be my cuzin, cuz hes a beagle.
i likes to eat pretty much everyfing. especially cheez stiks! dey is my favorite ever! and hot dogs, and pizza, and chips, and apples, and bread, and pretty mutch everyfing else!
i likes to try to chase squirrels, but my master doesnt let me :0(  she goes "maggie! leev it!" lik dat. . . . .
i also likes to play wif other dogs. dey is fun!
i liks chasing stick and balls, but then peeple say "Bring it bak!" and im not wreely sure wat dey wants then. . . . .So i just wuns off wif da stick! hehehehehhehehe :0p

well, dat is all fur today. maybe i say somfing agan next week!
                   
-Maggie    ooo
                    O<------ dis a paw print


Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Maggie

I have been so distracted, I haven't posted about our New Dog, Maggie!
Here's Maggie's story.
My Mom and I were walking through Petsmart on a Saturday after noon in January. Apparently, That's the day when Petsmart has adoption, and a shelter brings out a bunch of dogs and some cats, and lets people look at them and adopt them. So, Ussually when they have those and we just happen to be there, we go and look at all the adorable little animals, With no  Real intention of actually adopting them. :) This Saturday was no different. So we were walking along. There were some cute dogs. Some really cute little Australian shepherds, but they did'nt seem to take any interest in us. A really cute little pup, I think he was a Chihuahua mix or something. And a Really Really Really cute little Beagle Dachshund Mix, Named, Little Maggie. There was just something about her that made me very interested in her. She seemed a little shy, but sweet and quiet. None of the other dogs really stood out to me as much as Maggie did. Me and My Mom both liked her alot. But, we eventually continued our shopping. I just couldn't stop thinking about that cute little dog! So you know how you kinda drop little hints like " Oh, that dog was just so cute." " Oh, that little Maggie seemed like such a good little dog"  While we were still in the store. But I think my Mom already kinda knew. So on the way home we talked about it, And then She discussed it with my Dad, And Later that day we were going back to petsmart to make sure she got along with everyone, Including our Yorkie, Fuzzworth. And it seemed like she did! So we Decided to foster her for a week, and if everything worked out, the Adoption would occur next Saturday! So we took little Maggie Home! During that week, we found out why she was so quiet. She was coughing, and just wanted to sleep on the couch. She ended up having Pneumonia and two different types of worms! Luckily, Since we were Fostering her at that time, The shelter Payed for the treatment! She started getting better, Little by Little, and that Saturday we Adopted her. Today, Maggie is Not the quiet dog we thought she was! She is very talkative. When you've got food, " bark! Bark Bark! " When she's gotta go, " Arooorooroo bark bark!" When your'e making her wait, " Arooo Whine" LOL She's so cute. And she's really sweet too. She is a Skittish around people she doesn't know, But once she gets used to them, she wants them to pet her,         " Bark! Bark! Arooorooroo Bark!" LOL

The funny thing is, the nickname we gave her is " Maggie Moo". I think she took it a little too seriously, Because sometimes, She eats grass! LOL
The above picture is from the other day, when we were chilling out together on the front swing after some Training time.
Like any dog, or Person, She's not perfect, But she is a Really Really Great dog to me :)