Maggie Monday!

Hewoo! Guess what today is!? Ok, it's two wurds. The first one starts wif M and the second one starts wif. . . . . M! Is you Guessing?
It's Maggie Monday! Yur favorit day of da week! YAY!

So, I is a rescue dog now. Well, Kinda. I isnt getting training or anything, but i did kind of rescue one of my peepls!

last week, we was coming home from that "Georgia" place, and we was in a place called "Tennisee"
Master and one of her sisters, "Charpie" was in a "Hotel" room next door, With Master's gramma and grammpa :0(
But anyways, eveybody was sleeping, And i was in my crate. And those things they call "clocks" said somefing like 2:30 or sometime around dat i think. All the sudden, i heers dis wierd noise! "hooooo hoohoohoooooo" It was reely quiet, but it sounded lik a peepl was sad. den i heers dis weird tapping noise at da door, and i thinks "INTROODER! AHH!" so i starts barking, cuz i think ther must be an intruder out there! and then the Master's Mom wakes up. and she heers da weird noises too! so den after a litle while, we keeps heering da noises, and Master's Mom get up and looks out da window, And nobody is dere! all the while, i am still trying to tell eveybody dat there is an introoder at the door! so den, she goes over to da peek hole in da door, and peeks out, And dere is Charpie! Charpie was walking in her sleep, and walked right out of Master's Gramma and Grammpa's room! And den da door closed, and she coudent get back in! she was trying to get into Master's Mom's room.
Master's Mom sayd dat if i hadnt barked, she probably woudnt have waked up! and den poor charpie woud be stuck out dere :0(
So now, I is a unofficial rescue dog, Cause i rescued charpie from having to stay outside all nite long!

And i also have some other fun noows!
Da other day, my peepls went to some stoor called "Jungle Jim's". And dey buyed some jerky dat was made out of allygaturs! And dey gave me some peices of it!
IT WAS REALLY YUMMY!!!!!! :0D it was kinda spicy. but it was reely reely yummy!

so, da moral of this story is, Share with small dogs, because dey might save you from staying outside all nite! :0)

-Maggie  :0)

Maggie Monday!

Hewoo! Gues what day it is!!!!! Your new favorit day of da week! YYYAAAAYYYY! Well, it's monday, and that meens it's Maggie monday! so now im gonna say somting on dis blog! sorry that last monday was not a maggie monday, master was gone like, ALL DAY LONG, so i had to stay in my crate, and i couldnt reech the computr.

Well, Last night i was trying to convins my peepl that turkey and cheese go togever. Because, if you are going to share your cheese with a small dog ( which you always always always always shoud! ) you should also share your turkey. Cause cheese withowt turkey? Ahh! that's. . . .  That. . .  That shoud be illigul! dats like. . . like Peanut butter withowt Peanuts! Like. . . . Fishes withowt water! it's like prezels withowt salt! like  toast withowt butter! its like a dog withowt a nose! a tree withowt leefs! its like bigfoot withowt any feet! like a nut withowt a shell! like a bed withowt a blancet! fuzzworth (my bwother) withowt any fuzz! (he's verry hairy.) its like dirt withowt no moles! it like a tree with no squirel! its also like a day withowt a walk! (or at least playing fetch!) like a bird with no fethers!
its like a bacon with out. . . Well bacon is good by all by itself. . . . Yummy. . . .
its like a steak withowt!. . . .  withowt. . . . umm. . .  well i guess steak is good by itself :0d
yum. . . . . .steak. . . . . . Bacon. . . . . . . . . . .

Anyway, Cheese without turkey is just not rite! you shoud always have chese wtih your turkey, and turkey with your chese! and you shoud always walways always always share with small dogs! not just big ones, not just tiny ones, not just medeyum ones. . . .  SMALL DOGS. Cuz small dogs (like me!!!!!) cant hav any enerjey without yummy food. We might wither away! or. . or we might not be able to lick you! or chas a squirel! GASP! you woodnt want dat woud you?! Of course not!

so to conclood my speech, Always have your cheese with turkey, and always have your turkey with chese. And Always always alway always always SHARE your yummy food with small dogs. It's crooshil to are survival!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;0)

Dis is maggie, Maybe i sayting agin next week! and remember, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS share with small dogs! (like me!!!!!)

-Maggie :0) <------------ I am a small dog! always share your nummy stuff with me!!!! :0D

Lenten Pretzels

Today I made my very first batch of homemade pretzels! I needed to bring a snack for my American Heritage Girls unit, so since it is Lent, I decided to make pretzels, which are a traditional Lenten food. I used this recipe http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Soft-Pretzels-II/Detail.aspx

I also included a little bit of information on how pretzels became, and how the name originated. I got the information here http://www.catholiceducation.org/articles/religion/re0535.html

Here are a few pictures :)

Happy valentines day!

Happy valentines day! We were thinking about going to Ihop today for pancakes, but sadly, some of us are sick today :( so Ihop came to us! Well, not really. but Heart pancakes, homemade pink whipcream and maple syrup is pretty close!

Wildlife birthday cake :)

Here are some picture of my Little Brother's Birthday cake.

Here's the bird's eye veiw. The animals are all plastic. It would have been cool to try sculpting them out of fondant, But I've never tried it and that would have taken a long time i think. I used Icing tip 233 for the grass (Wilton)

Here is the mountain. I made a much smaller cake and cut some pieces off of it, Put the cake on top, and arranged the pieces to look like rocks. Then out the icing on. The Cougar is Stalking the Deer. (it might be a young elk, we can't tell.)

the Wolf is thinking about going after that elk (at least that's what we think it is LOL )

And here is Mr. Beaver, Working on his Beaver dam, Made of pretzels.

Here is the River

The Mountain.

The bear has a fish in his mouth, but you cant really tell in the pictures because it's a green fish.

The goats. actually i think the brown one is a big horned sheep or something

the whole cake, almost bird's eye view.

Mr. Moose is feeling a bit peckish. he's looking for food in the river.

and the bear :)