Maggie Monday!

Hewooo! Geuss wat day it is today. . . . .  MONDAY! and dat meens Maggie Monday! yay! i wuv maggie monday. cause i is Maggie!

So, a foo days ago, master took me "rollor steaking". I haves no idea wai dey it called "roller steaks", cause i hasn't seen any steak come out or anything lik dat, but anyway, master puts on dees weerd shoos called roller steaks, and dey makes her go faster! so den i get to run, and go faster! I WUV GOING FASTER! I is really fast you no. I is probably almost as fast as a cheetah. but you no, cheetah sounds lik cheeter, so maybe dey cheet to go dat faster, witch wood meen dat i is reely da faster one.

I reely can't figur out wai day is called rollor steaks. I wish dat dey would maybe have steaks dat come out of dem when you get hom. You no, lik the rollor steaks coold say wen you get hom,  "Wow Maggie, you is really fast. You must have used a millon coweries, so you needs some more. Heer, have a steak!" and den a big steak coold come out! DAT WOOD BE AUSSOM!

but, going faster is ok to. I really lik to go faster.
So, me and master has been going rollor steaking instead on walking for a foo days. We just went for a walk today, cause it was reely cold outside, and master had to go someweer. and i had to stay hom :0(


also, I wood lik to say, dat i think i has foond da cure for "insnomnia". Tuck in your nose wen you go to sleep! I almost always tuck in my nose wen i is sleeping. somtimes i tuck in in with my tail, and sometime i put it under my foot. Or somtimes i put it in a little courner of my bead, or under a blanket, or under master's arm. And i doesn't have any truble sleeping! so maybe next time you cant sleep, try tucking in your nose!

Well, maybe i will say somthing else next week.

-Maggie  :0)