Maggie Monday!

Hewoooooo Agin! Dis is Maggie, saying somting for your new favurit day of da week! My master keeps tryin to tink of somting to say, but she keeps gettin riter blok. But, i no wat im gonna say somting abowt!
Dis weekend we went to a plays dat da peepl call "Turtle Ridj" I dont no wai dey call it dat, cuz i never saw any turtls dere. . . . But anyway, we have to driv in da car for YEERS (ok, ok, maybe only a cupl owers) to git dere! Den wen we git der, my peepls brings lots of boxs to dis little tiny howse. Den, i gits to have sum fun dere sumtimes! On saterday, me and master went fur a walk in da feeld! i was runnin al arownd, and sniffin stuff, and you will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever guess wat i fownd, EVER! ok, ok, try to guess! come on, you can try! i bet you didnt even try! it was. . .. . a little pees of. . . . . (drum rol pweese). . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . .  SOMETHING DEAD! YAAAY! den i got reely happy and i rolled in it! i was just rollin arownd, and den master said " MAGGIE!" lik dat. kinda lik wen i try to chas a sqwirrel. I dont no wai she didnt lik da dead ting. it smeled prety good to me! So, we went bak to da tiny house den, and den she wiped all dat yummy smel off me! :0( and i tink i heerd sombody say da word BATH! NOOOOO!!!!!! I DONT LIK DOWS BATHS!baths is yucky. dey get me all wet and den i smells lik. . . . lik. . . . . . . .lik. . . . . . I dont no but i dowsnt smel bery good to me. da peepls liks it. . .

luky me, i didnt hav to tak a bath yet. . . .  Hehehehehe! maybe dey wil furget abowt dat hole bath ting, and i wont have to tak one! YYAAAAAYYYYYYYY! so im gonna pwetend dat i didnt rol in dat, and den i will go lik dis when somebody says somting abowt bath. " Bath? wai? wai tak a bath? i dont smel bad!" cuz its troo. i dont tink dat ting smeled bad!


Ok, wel, dis is NOT STINKY maggis, siyning off for da week! maybe i wil say somting agin next monday, your new favurit day!

Not stinky,
Maggie!